Having an awesome time, this helps me learn tables in html (cute)
Watch out though, dreams might have unpleasant themes because they're dreams, I have no control over them. I'm not going to go too into detail about like... sex deams and stuff. Because that's kinda lame. I will go over scary or unpleasant dreams involving sex however, so watch out. again ----- yeah this is raw slop btw.
| Date | Description |
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| May 17, 2023 | I FINALLY had the teeth falling out dream that everyone talks about! One of them got rotten and the others fell out because I ground my teeth too much. Another section of the dream was me/some other person who wasn’t me showing off how all of my fast-twitch muscles deflated. With my dream-logic, I believed that fast-twitch and slow-twitch muscles were completely different and that once I did a SINGLE slow-twitch leg workout all of my big fast-twitch muscles like… disappeared. So my legs were deformed and missing in some sections, but the stupid thigh fat was still there and congregated in cellulite-filledd ditches in my flesh. The rest of the night was just delirium where I believed I was still at work and had to do my job while still being soo tired. This happens sometimes and it’s lik e a weird torture. |
| May 15, 2023 | DREAM DUMP Time is christmas eve. Had a dream where I was looking out at a partially cloudy summer/spring day in my old neighborhood from my front door. Me and a family member were yelling at this blonde little neighbor girl to get away from a small, spaniel-like dog who was drooling a little. We knew he was rabid but he was just slowly following the girl, who seemed a bit nervous - but still strangely calm for the circumstance. We told her to come into our house quickly! And she did this, but Very slowly, and the dog followed. We TOLD HER not to let him in but when she came in, the dog slipped in too. I tried grabbing it but it hung onto my sleeve and drew blood from it’s scrabbling little claws. It tried fighting me again but I picked it up again and threw it hard against the floor. This seemed to stun it a bit. I picked it up again and threw it outside. Then I had to get my winter boots on and go to the hospital to get a rabies shot in my stomach. At this point I knew I wasnt ACTUALLY going to get a shot because I knew it was a dream. I went to the hospital in the dark night. I was dressed as an elf. Nukes in this one Oh jeez I dreamt last night about nuclear (Or thermonuclear??) war, Russia was bombing America, and they used a hydrogen bomb on the biggest city in my state at their first target. I saw the flash of the bomb in the distance. We took cover under a table in the basement and luckily we were only in the fringes of the explosion because we lived in the country and were so far drom the city and just got singed. There was high winds everywhere and it was very hot, and took place in the country, somewhere that wasn't my house.This happened at night and we saw warnings and the aftermath on the news. It was scary to know that I'd probably get cancer and that the bombings might not stop, and that people I know were going to die or had already died. I had a dream where I was lying in a bed that was not my own, and I shat out a fluid filled sack so hard it went through my pants and onto the floor. I realized it was not a fart and went to go pick it up and flush it down the sink. After doing that I touched the back of my head and it was sticky. My hand came back with brown flecks that looked like cooled cooking oil. I was disgusted and confused because I didn't know why my head would be that dirty, but I then had a dream-memory that chocolate sauce had splattered on me at work, and I hadn't taken a shower yet. So I went to go take a shower. Later in the dream, I was visiting my uncle and his wife at a hotel, and I got my own room! It was a really fancy one that had entire gas station isles at my disposal, with snacks and deodorant and everything. My friend commented that I must be rich to afford this, and I was like huh… I guess I am! Because after my uncle stopped paying for the room I was gonna start using it for college. In the hotel there was also a church holding their small group meetings, and they were just ROAMIN AROUND! I found one group hiding out in my room because it was so big they thought they could! I went back to the couch of my room and started watching YouTube videos. I saw an animated series about angels and demons, and they drew Satan like an angel with split colored hair, but when he was being evil he flipped his hair to the brunette side, and when he was pretending to be good he flipped it to the blonde side. I became self conscious that I was watching this while strangers were in my room so I closed my chromebook. Then I sorta woke up but I decided to go back to sleep and dream about alcohol and sex. I'm stupid. I dreamt about a white suburban father who's wife was telling him that he was too focused on the game, and not his family life. He dismissed her and put on a game jersey. Then it showed the big living room of the house where the floors were covered in fake grass and there were a bunch of people in jerseys waiting to game. In one side of the room there was a big sloppy pile of breaded chicken tenders. The wifemother was now wearing a jersey and was holding out a plate of the tenders. The father's child was also there. The game montage started and "American Idiot" by Greenday started playing. Everyone grabbed chicken tenders and threw them at eachother. I chased some kid through the house and threw more chicken tenders at them. Then I saw a curly haired ginger boy trying to walk into the kitchen so I threw more tenders at him and started poking him in the back. Dream where somewhere in the first part I was pulled over on the highway and standing with a group of people. was a man lecturing me and two girls, and he said something along the lines of "I know you've got potential, you're all attractive and capable individuals - except for you." (He was talking to me) and I was like.. "okay, yea I get it.." Later in the dream I was at work and filling out a survey with my coworkers. We were supposed to rate how we measured on a scale from 1 to 5 on attractiveness, likeableness, and potential, and then hand it in to the same guy who had lectured me on the highway. I filled it in with how I thought I measured and then handed it in. Later, he gave us back the cards with what he thought of us and I got a 1 out of 5 on all three. I was a little hurt about this, but I'm pretty sure he had it out for me to begin with. |
| Mar 2, 2023 | So I don't know if this actually counts as a dream or not, but last night right as I was falling asleep I became FULLY convinced that ALL Instagram users have these special booths they use to film themselves live. They're like cubicles that you customize to suit your style. I had a fake memory that I used to have one of these booths and was often jealous that my friends had cooler booths than me - I woke up shortly afterward and was trying to figure out whether these memories were real or not. |
| Feb 28, 2023 |
I dreamt I was an old-timey scientist man faced with a table full of deformed babies. I remember two of them had multiple small lumps on their heads (caused by different genes), one of them had a split face, and one of them was a human-plant hybrid. They were all crying and I was going dissect them to further science. I walked towards the strangest one, the human/plant hybrid, and it was crying like all the others. It spoke into my mind. I severed it and it cut fiberously like a stem of corn. It's face took on the shape of a smiling old man's face and telepathically thanked me for ending its life because it was in pain and was an abomination. And THEN! Old-timey-scientist-me decided that he would tell all the other lab workers that the plant baby symbolized all 3rd world countries (Implying that we should just destroy them all to put them out of their misery- which is a beleif I DO NOT HOLD) and it somehow led to my brother talking about how you should always suck up to rich people because they might have weed - AGAIN - I do NOT SMOKE WEED |
| Feb 27, 2023 | I dreamt up an ENTIRE SCHOOLDAY right before I had to go to school!!!! I dreamt that I got up at 3 in the morning, did psychology for an hour, homework for an hour, grammar for an hour (I made up an entire fake grammar concept to a worksheet for), and then wrote a letter to my math teacher asking her if she had any weed (I don't do drugs!!!!) Then there was a segment where apparently I had to do cross country again, and I was at a meet. But like, both in real life and in the dream I hadn't eaten anything the day before so I was FATIGUED AS HELL (plus in real life I don't do cross country anymore so I am creaky and rusty) so of course I told the coach that I was sick and couldnt run. Then I was back at home (Still dreaming) and told my mom that I couldnt remember whether I actully went to school or dreamed about going to school, so I got ready to go back again. Luckily my mom had baked a shit-ton of caramel rolls and I ate one and was very happy. Then I said something and my dad joked that I should kill myself by drinking malt whiskey and driving while intoxicated so that I'd crash (He doesnt do that in real life btw) and I got sad but I Then I went downstairs to go to the bathroom and my outdoor cat was in there even though he's not SUPPOSED to be, and there was a shower head spraying water directly onto the floor, so I turned it off. The toilet was also really fuckin gross and had peeling rust that I had to scrub off my leg :-( And then I woke up for REAL and had to go to school... |
| Feb 25, 2023 | -I had to navigate directions in the night so that I could board a crowded train with all my siblings - I'm somehow thinking that it was to Toronto???? -I entered a virtual reality art project made by an old internet friend where it was a depiction of him at a relative's housewith his family. It looked like it was made of paper and was black and white with a few splashes of color here and there. He seemed almost melodramatically unhappy with the situation and I entered the room he was in without him seeing me (because he was in VR) and gave him a note asking about a car outside. He responded to it by guessing - correctly - who I was and then we went down an elavator of an apartment complex together. ^_^ -I was in a hotel room with my family and a team of other kids and Ihad bought SO MUCH FOOD and we cooked and ate it. There was still a freezable (now thawed) bag of mozzarella breadsticks and some dessert items that were s'more themed I think... - I was in the forest trail by my grandparent's house and in some sort of game, where I had to take care of the forest to win points. I remember not being able to leave the starting position for long, otherwise something bad would happen. A snake died while I was playing the game and I saw its pixilated body sink into the black ground and turn into iridescent particles that I was told would nourish the earth. |
| Feb 22, 2023 | I was high as fuck in tha toy section with made-up buddies I do not have in real life - no fuckin clue why I keep having dreams there - Also I dont do drugs lololol |
| Feb 18, 2023 | I dreamed I was at a department store looking at the doll section - I was reading a description on the new barbie line - which was beach/surfing themed and barbie had a glittery tattoo - and it said the dolls had more realistic anatomy based off of REAL models this time. It also went on as a letter from Lauren Faust talking about how she changed Chelsea's hair in the new redesign. Then she went on to talk about (presended in the dream as a faceless narration) the new MLP toyline where she finally had full creative control. The new toys were more willowy and all of them were yellow in skintone, but she talked about the important constrast between the hair and the yellow, which changed from pale to more saturated on some models. She also said that origibally she wanted all the ponies to have hooves that looked like easter eggs - and they DID! Their hooves were rounder and rainbow colored. At the end of the dream I looked at some funko pops but I cant remember most of them since funko pops are lame. |
| Feb 11, 2023 | I dreamt about browsing kiwifarms and 4chan, truly a terrible fate. I need a life man |
| Feb 9, 2023 | I dreamt I put my piss in a cup and stored it in the sink for later...? Ya I dunno |
| Feb 7, 2023 |
There was a youtube video about a dolphin in the night, who swam under a cement wall. As it comes out, it is now a 3d animated beluga whale in the deep deep ocean. It has a cartoony face and is part of a movie called "Finding God". The ocean is dark and there are other beluga whales swimming with me, they are my brothers. I surface and see three creatures floating on the waves, they look like folded umbrellas with one big, curved foot. One is made of hair, one is made of green leaves, and one is made of red leaves. I conclude that they are probably not God and I go under. Me and my brothers swim frantically around, always worried that we'll loose eachother, but still testing out every glimmer of light in the distance. I swim near a giant cartoon penguin and her daughter.
NEXT DREAM - distasteful! I will not talk about this one NEXT DREAM - I ate a bunch of yummy food and walked around a school building *thumbs up* |
| Jan 30, 2023 | I dreamt that there was a room with people in it, and a man walked in with a bright red afro that was shaved on the back of his scalp. He walked in with purpose and was wearing a long trenchcoat. Everyone in the room faced him and took on a wide legged, army stance in shock, while he walked to the windows. Someone said "He's gonna tip over the tanks with his voice!" and I heard a faint vibration in the air as the man looked out the window. This was the funniest dream I ever had. |
| Jan 23, 2023 | Dayum, shit. I've got a bad habit of doing this hahahahahoo. Anyways the most notable dreams I've had recently were...
1. A heavily convincing dream about a zombie apocolypse where I was at college and had to run up the floors to get to the helicopter that was gonna take me away to a safer town with the other few survivors. I thought I was gonna die so I prayed to God, and One of the survivors was a kid I know in real life, and I tried to convert them to Christianity and pray with me and it worked! Actually it probably didn't work, it was most likely that whole "there's no athiests in foxholes" kinda thing lol. But anyways we went to a town up north to get gas, and then proceded to a survivor cabin in the woods, where my cousins were waiting. Sadly the goodness did not last long becauuse it was only a matter of time until SOMEONE got infected - I really don't remember any actual zombies in the dream, just the imminent threat of them. - in the end I was walled off in a room of my own and had to come to terms with the reality of my demise. 2. Some dream where I got a tumor or weird disease, I don't remember much - I also had a dream where I kissed a gal I know who I am attracted to! ^_^ so that was nice. NSFW and UNPLEASANT warning!! #4 has r-word 3.I was halfheartedly dating this guy I know in real life, and I'm pretty sure we were gonna marry. I was at a family gathering and it was dark outside. My parents said it would be polite for me to have sex with him so I was like "Okay I guess" and we went into the bathroom and I undressed for him and it just felt weird. He just sat on the toilet (lid down) and pulled down his pants and his dick was like.. bright reddish pink, completely smooth, and pointy, and the urethra kept pulseating. It was a dog dick. I did not RECOGNIZE that in the dream, but thinking back, it was totally a dog dick. I was just fuckin staring at the thing in dismay and was wondering how I would even work with it because first of all it was tiny, and second of all it was pointy, so I knew that thing would be uncomfortable hell. LUCKILY nothing actually happened because we kept having to change rooms to get privacy until the dream ended. Bad times. 4. I had a dream where I got a job at a certain department store and had quite a fun time working there! I helped people and relayed messages and talked to my mom who happened to be there. Later on, I was walking down the clothing aisle and I saw a large, red rectangular structure where a baby was crawlig in and out of. I asked it where its parents were, (I thought talking directly to the baby instead of adults would help find its TRUE parents instead of human trafficers.) and when a couple (Man and woman walking together) walked near, I asked the baby if THOSE were its parents. Instead of waiting for the baby's reply though, the adults proceded to claim it as their own and I KNEW something was up. Before I could stop them from taking the baby however, a young man who was working with the couple grabbed me and held me to the ground. He was much larger than me and he wrapped his arms all around my body to keep me from moving. His fingers purposefully dug into the muscles next to my spine and I could feel it pain yaeweeoewoewoew, but mostly bad. I couldnt remember what he said, but he was threatening me. He dug his fingers in further, and telepathically sent me an image of the damage he could do to the inner joints of my leg, with the veins and nerves outlined in purple. Then he communicated that he was gonna go beastmode on me, and that I would have to take my pants off, so of course I did because what else could I do. I asked if I could suck his dick instead of traditional penetration, (So that I couldn't get pregnant, but he could still get his rocks off, I don't think trying to compromise could ever ) but before anything could come of it a security guard broke it up and we parted ways. Outside of the department store I was walking home with my family, and there was an airport nearby, which was unrelated. Then, my would-be-rapist appeared! He rode on a skateboard and was wearing penguin onesie pajamas and was smiling at me like we were friends. My mom told me not to get a crush on him. Okay, cool thanks mother. |
| Dec 16, 2022 | Ghhhhghhhhhh:...h |
| Dec 15, 2022 | Dreamed I went to art class and sucked at it, then a kid gave me his anime class textbook for anime class (It was an animation film history class advertised to be as appealing to anime fans as possible.) Then I was at my old highschool and saw all the theater kids walking out of the building with HUGE 80's hair. They were doing this becuse they wanted people to think they made a pact with the fairies. It was a prank. |
| Dec 14, 2022 | Can't remember |
| Dec 13, 2022 | Bad stuff in this one! Tonight I dreamed that I was in a forest with a bunch of horses, and I WAS a horse. I was a fiery young mare, ready to take on tha world. It was also: A WAR! I can't even remember what we were fighting, but horses just kept dying and getting maimed. There was a stallion that got ALL the ladies in the war, and he saw one of his girlfriends on the ground with her guts out, and she was reaching out with her head to see him, and didn't seem to care. Horses just kept FALLING and I'm pretty sure we were fighting some form of humanoid because I'm pretty sure there were gun wounds. There was blood and piss and shit all over the snow because that's just what horses do? And some of the horses, already covered in their own viscera, were also just,,, covered in shit? I am not quite sure why that was such a big feature of the horse scene, but there ya go. Gross. So at the end of the war, it was me and two other mares (All of us becoming more human and normal as the dream went on) lying down with our wounds. I had an internal injury in my abdomen, that I claimed would give me sepsis, and was groaning and holding on to a plank of wood because I was in pain. The mare-woman beside me told be that girls don't groan about their injuries, boys do that. I ignored her and went on holding my plank of wood. Uhh after this I looked into a mirror in the forest, and my eye was red with a barely visible hole in the sclera, and a spider had layed it's eggsack on my lower eyelid. I got the egg out, releasing a few babies in the proscess, but then had to deal with the eye hole, which was slowly prolapsing. I tried to push my inner eye filling back in, but it just squirted out, in a long wormy line, and started squirming on the ground. I tried to pick it up, but it was pulsing and squirming so bad I couldn't hold onto it. I had to chase it through my house (Setting is my house now) and try not to break it (It broke, into two halves). I was able to put one of the halves in a cookie tin, so that maybe the doctor could put it back in my eye, when the dream changed to a different problem. I was a maimed fellow. The horse war changed me. And of course to fix that, I was sewn to another person and tought how to walk as a unit before we were well enough to get unsewn. And when we WERE unsewn, we had no arms and only one leg, and looked like a pillar with a human head on it. There was a video online of our inspiring recovery, talking about how we were slowly learning to walk again. Later, still in this timeline, I was running on all fours becaue I thought it was fun, and I had all my limbs back (Btw I can do that in real life.) and some guy made fun of me and was like "Haha you're still learning to walk I see?" and I ignored him and kept running through the building on all fours. Then, I came to a big gymnasium, with gymnastics equipment! I ran over to this HUGE foam bouncy mat and slid on it like an animal, with my momentum making me feel like was flying, and landed safely on the other side. It was s fun. I did that a few times before running off, and the dream changed again. I was a normal person at a resturaunt, eating a cookie, with my cousins. I decided to go on a drive with my fictional dream uncle, but some fuckin girl and her horse ran right in front of us on the highway! I was swerving left and right, trying to get past that horse, but in the end me and my uncle just got out and talked to her. We asked if she'd like to ride horses with us on the highway, and she said yes. However, her little brother wanted to come too, and his horse was a hairless white pony with grey spots and a dewlap. We all doubted it could run fast enough on the highway but he SWORE it was good enough. Then the dream sorta ended. |
| Dec 12, 2022 | Bad stuff in this one I dreamt that I woke up in the morning and my asscheeks were horribly enlarged with a horizontal crease along the center of them with two extra folds on top that looked like two, smaller and deformed asscheeks. I was told that this was because I ate too many chocolate pretzels. After that, some more stuff that I don't remember happened. Then it was revealed that my sibling was under the threat of being pregnant because someone in my family turned out to be a deranged sexual predator and "couldn't control themself" and apparently had sex with both of their parents as well. No one seemed to be too bothered by this information, so I left on a walk to my old town and hung out at a friend's house. |
| Dec 11, 2022 | Me and a dude from my old Instagram chat did face reveals to eachother. It was normal. |
| Dec 10, 2022 | I dreamt I was watching a woman on the computer, and in order to find true love, she had to enter the dark net and conquer her uncertainty. I also had to piss really bad in REAL life so it was also a rule that after she unlocked love, I had to unlock having to pee. |
| Dec 2-9, 2022 | Can't remember |
| Dec 1, 2022 | 8==> |
| Nov 30, 2022 | Blood in this one So I was taking off some fishnets in the middle of a giant industrial Goodwill, and for some reason I kept accidentally scratching my leg? Both with my fingernails and a mechanical pencil; it left long cuts all around my leg. The top of the stockings also seemed to be so tight that they left bloody rings all around where they squeezed. I could feel it too, just a little, it wasn't that bad. I also saw one of my friends from my old highschool and she looked not so good. She had what looked to be a really bad lumpy rash around her neck and shoulders that turned out to be scratches and abrasions. She also had scrapes and bruises all down her back. She said that I had caused her to do it because I told her that it would be fun, but I told her in the dream that the neck and shoulders was an AWFUL place to do that due to where the veins are located. |
| Nov 29, 2022 | It was a boring dream. The most notable thing was that my mom decided to scan a bunch of my tf art and put it in the family photo album?? Like, a lot of it. And I KNEW I would never live it down. One interesting thing that I've noted is that my brain is really good at sorta AI generating things to look different from their real-life counterparts, but in a way that they seem realistic. |
| Nov 28, 2022 | Ay, you don't have to read this one it's lame I dreamt I was at college. Did math class. Then I did a class that had a similar premise to Five Nights at Freddies. I was in a big, dark room with giant screens that showed the various monsters hidden throughout the building. My job was to make sure the mosters stayed where they did, and didn't jumpscare any of the college students. After a bit, I needed to tell someone from a lower room something, so I went downstairs where the wooden staircase was dark, REALLY close to where the taxidermy monkey might jumpscare me. (I didn't get hurt though!) Then I decided to skip two of my afternoon classes and meet my mom at the grocery store to help her do groceries. While I was there I saw that the store was just giving out Reece's brand candies for an insanely cheap price because the C.E.O. got cancelled online for being bad. I ate one candy straight from the box, which looked like cheap mini chocolate donuts, and I bought a pack of reece's peanut butter cups, and I used a three dollar bill to pay for it. Then I had a dream IN THE DREAM about a trailer for a live-action Devilman movie that starred spiderman as the hero. Devilman (Who was the villain for some reason) was chasing Spiderman through the sky, over a lush green landscape. Spiderman could transform himself into a beautiful turquoise angel with iridescent wings, but since he had just gotten this ability, his wing muscles were weak and he tired out really easily. Devilman cought him in a forest clearing and started talking about how frail and weak Spiderman (Who wasn't spiderman anymore, he was a guy in a labcoat now) was, and how he was in love with him. Things didn't get too crazy because the dream ended, and I woke up in a van that was driving through farm country. Inside that van was the WayneRadioTVSolutions crew, and we were FRIENDS. When Freud said that dreams were wish fulfillment, this is what he must have meant. I told them about the college dream and they said that THEY had a college dream too. It was cool. Then I woke up for real. |
| Nov 27, 2022 | I didn't dream anything, I don't remember. I'm just writing this down. |